Tuesday, March 18


You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper & even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding w/ about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's & his family, & to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man & said, 'F---you!'
Then he turned to his bride & said, 'F--- you!
'Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd & said, 'I'm outta here.
'He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & best man's reputations in front of 300 friends & family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: $32,000.Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy photo.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else


A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow...'
sent by my friend

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